Monday Madness has been missed around here. Must get back to it. Formally, I am only 18 minutes late of making this one a true and blue Monday Madness post...(It's supposedly Tuesday, but since I haven't slept yet- it's still Monday in my world).
Enough of my disclaimer, and onto MONDAY MADNESS!!!
Today, in light of the premiere of The Amazing Race last night, I will write about...well, The Amazing Race. I will pretend to interview the woman who exploded a melon on her head (accidently) via Chris Farley interviewing style.
Me: Do you remember last night's show?
Melon Woman: Yes.
Me: Remember when you were flinging the melons to hit that knight costume?
Melon Woman: Yeah, Krys, I was there.
Me: Remember when you accidently exploded the melon into your head?
Melon Women: Yes.
Me: Did that hurt?
Melon Woman: Yes, yes it did.
Me: I thought so. Alright...remember when....
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